cummerslam:
“this statue INSIDE the student union of maryland’s mascot painted to look like kermit, on the other hand, is its exact opposite.
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polliewog:

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wishthatiwascassysgirl:

memeberd:

whizzvins:

welcome to ihop

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I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

phoneus:

[listens to beach boys - wouldn’t it be nice, really LISTENS]

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snoopingasusualisee:
“ almond-milk-hotel:
“ theyoungdaddy:
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“ theamazingindi:
“ kumagawa:
“ therealogmail:
“ theyoungdaddy:
“ princesscumkitty:
“ When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕
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Oh hey look it’s me!
I usually...

wormsounds:

Twitter moments basically suck most of the time but occasionally it brings the good stuff

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fuckmountain2:
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tomatomagica:

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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songsofseparation:
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willcub:
“This is it. This meme has been perfected.
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