cummerslam: “this statue INSIDE the student union of maryland’s mascot painted to look like kermit, on the other hand, is its exact opposite. ”

polliewog:

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wishthatiwascassysgirl:

memeberd:

whizzvins:

welcome to ihop

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I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

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phoneus:

[listens to beach boys - wouldn’t it be nice, really LISTENS]

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wormsounds:

Twitter moments basically suck most of the time but occasionally it brings the good stuff

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tomatomagica:

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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willcub: “This is it. This meme has been perfected. ”